joe blob 6:25 Wed Nov 11
Anybody on here ever picked up a bird that's turned out to be a bloke?
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JONESY
2:43 Fri Nov 13
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hmmmmmm...Hamburg you say.......
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normannomates
1:52 Fri Nov 13
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Yep..twice
Both times in Hamburg.
All part of lifes tapestry i guess
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SilverSurfer
12:36 Fri Nov 13
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No.
mind you those Thai lady boys could catch you out after a few scoops I reckon.
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Honest Hammer
12:23 Fri Nov 13
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Another sausage would put me right off. Not up for a sword fight personally.
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bruuuno
11:15 Thu Nov 12
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Briano = the other bloke
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Eerie Descent
9:38 Thu Nov 12
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34675778
Would ya?
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Hammer and Pickle
9:29 Thu Nov 12
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ahh
FARTER!
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Hammer and Pickle
9:28 Thu Nov 12
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er..
citizens charter?
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Briano
9:26 Thu Nov 12
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My mate was on a rugby tour in Paris and after a night on the lash they went Whoring.
Two of them took the hookers back to the hotel and one couldn't work out why she was putting saliva on his dick and trying to put it up the citizens charter, he looked down to see the cock and balls taped up. He jumped up and told her to get out but she smashed a wine bottle and demanded the money.
The other bloke realised early what was going on but just carried on
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Chigwell
7:27 Thu Nov 12
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Jonesy not Johnsey, apparently.
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Chigwell
7:26 Thu Nov 12
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Johnsy excuse me I'm in my 60s. If you don't mind please don't equate age with innocence.
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stewey
6:57 Thu Nov 12
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Tick the dirt box jonsey
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JONESY
2:09 Thu Nov 12
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I really should try and remember that my 69 year old father reads this site!!!
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Trevor B
9:59 Thu Nov 12
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There are certain boxes that simply do not need to be ticked.
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JONESY
9:46 Thu Nov 12
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it's never happened to me, but......
as a regular in Thailand, I have often pondered about the whole ladyboy thing.
some of them look absolutely amazing and have great bodies, and as I am a fan of the 'derriere', I reckon maybe I could get over the whole meat and two veg factor.
my son accompanies me each year at the moment though, so it's a definite no no, but should I ever go there alone, and get drunk enough......
who knows?
don't know how I'd feel next morning though, but I try not to do 'regret', and would definitely be a proper box ticker!
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Monk~koknee
5:58 Thu Nov 12
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As JONESY always says it's a case of ticking boxes.
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joyo
5:24 Thu Nov 12
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There are some very worrying replies on here!!!!!
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HairyHammer
9:51 Wed Nov 11
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Even if the bloke had an op became a woman and looked like Alesha Dixon or Pamela Anderson at her best I would not let her/he touch me.
And i am about as attractive as a slightly taller Jocky Wilson so i should not be that fussy.
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Nurse Ratched
9:36 Wed Nov 11
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"I didn't know at the time' he said"
Your mate's a liar, chim. ;-)
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GingerNut
9:21 Wed Nov 11
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Not me, but it reminds me when I was in Milan a few years back on business, and our hosts, in all seriousness, warned us about the ladyboys. "Do you know how to tell if they are really men?". "Is it the moustaches?" I replied. "No, they have big hands, nothing can change that!"
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chim chim cha boo
9:19 Wed Nov 11
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My pal, ex guitarist in my band who we called bungalow Mark because he had not much going on upstairs was a mucky monkey back in the days when we'd all frequent the Friday night rock club at the Astoria in Charring Cross rd (RIP).
Good looking bloke, six-foot five inches, long blond hair, never had any trouble pulling a girl -great times.
Anyway, a few years ago he says to me while we were harking back, 'I pulled a Tranny there once'. I said 'fucking hell what happened?'
'I didn't know at the time' he said, 'it looked like a really good looking rocker bird. He only told me on the way home- I had no idea'.
'So what did you do then' I asked.
'Well...what could I do? I'd already paid for the taxi home...'
Ha ha!
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